TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG?

Friday 12 September 2014 at 03:42 am.

TO WHOM DOES THE LAND OF ISRAEL BELONG?

An  Israeli with a good Sense of Humor at the United Nations set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently   in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A  representative from Israel began:  'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth  water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses  removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he
got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up and shouted furiously, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and  said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will
begin my speech."

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